TITLE: Schoolteacher Voldemort
FIRST PUBLISHED: May 8, 2012
SUMMARY: Just what it says. What if Voldemort got the job? -Written with my sister-
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The Dark wizard strode into the room, stopping at the desk. With one penetrating glance, he took in the entire room. He spoke. “Hello class. I am here to teach you Defense Against the Dark Arts. If you fail, you will die horribly. Now, let us begin.”
“This is the Imperius curse—” (laughs)
“This is the cruciatus curse” (screams of pain)
“Avada Kedavra!” (silence)
“And that is the Death Curse! Now! Class dismissed! Have a nice Christmas!” (psychotic laugh once everyone is gone)